Just a precaution today folks: the terrifying overcast skys and abnormally-chilly-weather-for-may conditions outside not only provide aliens with excellent coverage to invade, but may actually be the result of an alien invasion. Earlier today I resceived a call from someone who I thought was my friend, but it actually just turned out to be some strange electronic beep-boop signal that I took as proof that my friend had been transformed into some non-human thing.
At first I thought it would be foolish to hesitate even a moment before bludgeoning my now-transformed friend, but then I realized that we had never set a "question system" in place, and so it would be unfair of me to kill her. A question system is a useful tool that all friends should use. Choose a question that you ask your friend that only you and that person know the answer to, so that you can prove your friend hasn't been body-snatched. If that body snatcher has the ability to read minds, you are out of luck.
At first I thought it would be foolish to hesitate even a moment before bludgeoning my now-transformed friend, but then I realized that we had never set a "question system" in place, and so it would be unfair of me to kill her. A question system is a useful tool that all friends should use. Choose a question that you ask your friend that only you and that person know the answer to, so that you can prove your friend hasn't been body-snatched. If that body snatcher has the ability to read minds, you are out of luck.
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I've pretty much decided they're just too smart for us. I've made my peace with it. As we often note, the human race is flawed and our measly intellectual capabilities are just one of the weaknesses that will keep us forever three steps behind the universe surfers. (along with the constant threat of illness and death that plague our simple life forms)
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